Tuesday, February 12, 2008

dum-de-dum-dum-dum

*hums to self* Oh, Hello! Do i know you? Ah, yes. We met at that crab bake two years back. i thought you looked familiar. How have you been? Married? Great! So sorry i couldn't make it to the wedding. Me? Well, not really... We were dating for three years, then i found out he was cheating on me. Thanks for the support. Whatever, it's his loss; Dirty Bastard. Left me and poor two year old Isabel here to fend for ourselves. i told her that daddy was taking a trip and that he'd be home soon. How are you supposed to explain abandonment to a child? When from the very beginning of their fragile lives, they are taught to trust without a second thought. Don't worry honey! Mommy won't let you fall! or " i promise ". Promises are the biggest load of bullshit on this earth. Anyone who believes otherwise is a money-grubbing prick raised in private school, where every weekend your parents take you down to their private bay so you can Yacht race and wipe you ass with fifty dollar bills. Oh. i'm so sorry. i didn't mean to rant. How are you?





Everyone: Try to interpret the aspects of this monologue. i guarantee none of you will get it completely right, seeing as i don't know what they are.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i wonder how reading that in drama would go. hahaha
well. i would like to talk to you.
so call me, whether you want to or not.
this is the way its going to go.
no matter how much i bitch,
you are not going to hang up on me.
because then ill bring it up at school.
and i know how you hate confrontation.
so dont you dare try anything =p